House... House! House! House! House! House! Flush! Flush! Flush! Flush!

zeusyallday:

so airplanes officially banned tweezers. honestly i think anyone that can hijack an airplane with a pair of tweezers deserves the airplane

neyruto:

my cat wont play football do you think he is gay

jesosaurusrex:

deelekgolo:

when you brush your teeth you are petting your skeleton for a job well done

What the fuck.

chickensandwich:

i don’t ONLY care about myself. i care about like 5 other people. and animals.

the-eighth-colour-octarine:

ashisbonafide:

killthepariah:

"u still want me right"

"I thought I was supposed to come to you."

That would only be more reason to take her home.

the-eighth-colour-octarine:

ashisbonafide:

killthepariah:

"u still want me right"

"I thought I was supposed to come to you."

That would only be more reason to take her home.

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

blue-w-a-t-e-r-s:

o c e a n    b l o g

blue-w-a-t-e-r-s:

o c e a n    b l o g

(Source: -se4sick)

itsgrannywinkle:

so this happened

itsgrannywinkle:

so this happened

midgetdragon:

bootyberry:

Actual photo of me at graduation

"id like to thank all the fuckboys"

midgetdragon:

bootyberry:

Actual photo of me at graduation

"id like to thank all the fuckboys"

tyleroakley:

presidenthowell:

tyleroakley:

tyleroakley:

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SHOTS FIRED

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SHOTS FIRED

(Source: spooky-kells)

icecoldnukacola:

i’m cute as hell, which is incidentally where i came from

betterthankanyebitch:

me leaving school

stumphies:

a fever you can’t sweat out is 9 years old just like brendon urie

dreamsdisney:

grimgrinningdisnerd:

disnerd-psycho:

Disney World is 2 words

Disneyland is 1 word

the biggest pet peeve I’ve ever had is reading Disneyworld and Disney land

that was physically painful to read

If you want to get technical..

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(Source: disneycamera)

(Source: brandyusa)