Follow for Fall Out Boy, All Time Low, You Me at Six, other epic bands, and some hilarious stuff that I didn't come up with.!
Only the blast of the anthem, cranked up so loud I can feel it vibrating through my bones, lets us know where we stand in the program. I automatically rise and, as I do, I sense Peeta reaching out for me.
Human: “HAHAHA Animals are so dumb!”
*goes to war with its own species, uses up all of its resources, destroys its own environment, pollutes its own air and water*
Animal: *licks its own asshole*
human: *licks someone else’s asshole and calls it sex*
this is mY FAVORITE THING
i want to live by the ocean but also in the forest but also in the mountains but also in a big city but also in the countryside u feel me