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zaynofrps:

Ahh the sweet smell of being replaced

phobias:

avoiding hate like

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gelatins:

I like to tear things so I guess you can call me a TEARrorist

(Source: mavibirkitap)

Only the blast of the anthem, cranked up so loud I can feel it vibrating through my bones, lets us know where we stand in the program. I automatically rise and, as I do, I sense Peeta reaching out for me. 

(Source: rons-weasley)

connespringer:

people trust me with their children


23/50 pictures of Alex Gaskarth

23/50 pictures of Alex Gaskarth

prehistorian:

stop for a minute and realize you are a 10lb brain piloting a slab of meat

(Source: 40ozbaka)

ivysaaur:

priceofliberty:

hellabiafra:

vegasmo:

Human: “HAHAHA Animals are so dumb!”

*goes to war with its own species, uses up all of its resources, destroys its own environment, pollutes its own air and water*

Animal: *licks its own asshole*

human: *licks someone else’s asshole and calls it sex*

this is mY FAVORITE THING

pixyled:

and-down-we-go:

My Mom just accidentally prematurely sent an email to an accounting firm… It was supposed to say ‘I am afraid that we will have to postpone our meeting”

but she hit send when all it said was

Hi Jeffrey,
      I am afraid

THIS POS T GETS ME EVEYRTIME

despookinator:

what if u could put ppl on vibrate like phones so instead of talking 2 u they would just shake

(Source: deluminator)

7bottles:

i want to live by the ocean but also in the forest but also in the mountains but also in a big city but also in the countryside u feel me

v-iridis:

ptysis:

“maybe if i drink another coffee, i will feel better”

“maybe if i buy myself a new sweater, i will feel better”

“maybe if i get so drunk i can’t see, i will feel better”

“maybe if i sleep for fourteen hours, i will feel better”

this is painfully accurate

landorus:

cashier: that’ll be $4.20

me: bruh

cashier: bruh

suisfarouche:

i feel like ppl dont appreciate how hard ive worked to strike the perfect balance between self deprecating humour and very exaggerated vanity 

(Source: evelynwoe)